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Time to get started on those Christmas goodies!
Christmas Cake Recipe
* 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 2 bottles wine * 2 cups of dried fruit First, sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's bestto make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin' fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the frieddruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the floor mop. Go to Costco and buy cake. Bingle Jells!
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That's the best fruitcake recipe ever
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haha cute!
My friend is all nervous about hosting her first christmas dinner. I'll have to send her this recipe
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Yeah, I tried doing that back in the day when I imbided occasionally. Turned out just about that good too!
Love it!!
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I was thinking,oh no,not a fruitcake recipe,but that one is excellent
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I haven't attempted the cake recipe yet but, the wine part tastes great!
SHM; wishing your friend a huge success in hosting her first Christmas dinner although she should order up 3 bottles of wine instead of two!
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Now that is my kind of cooking!
Thanks for the laughter. |
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