I can relate to the part about the dogs. This used to be a real danger when we had 8, but because we had so many, I think we were more careful. Now we just have 2 and we trip over them more than we ever did with the bigger crew!
We've only had minor injuries, though: one broken ring finger and one compression fracture of the right ankle. I guess we've been living on borrowed time!
I think that my death will be brought about by cat, though--JD has the disconcerting habit of getting right under foot as I'm about to step down on the stairs. *sigh*