LOL, If you need someone to put you to sleep, call me! I have a nasal monotone voice that literally puts people to sleep. It also makes their bladder muscles contract too- I can't explain that though. How many people has your voice put to sleep on the phone? I have around 4. All different people. I started at a young age (lol I've always had this voice...)
I was all proud of myself because it was looking like I was going to be in bed before 1... Ah, well. What can you do, eh? I'm going to reread Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. I likes me light reedin b'fore bed time.
Roald Dahl is the best.
Another reason why I put people to sleep is because I ramble on and on.